So little to do, so much time

Yesterday my apartment and I went to a taping of the Ellen show. We got to sit in the front row. So be sure to look for us tomorrow! I was expecting gifts like DVDs, affection or an elephant at least… but she gave us a nickel because coffee prices are going up just like gas.
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Top 5 worse ideas I had in LA (so far…)
5- Answering the office phone with “Angelino’s Pizza. We eat so you don’t have to.”
4- Using nickels to ride the bus (1.25 divided by 5)
3- Three words: Pizza Buffet
2- Surfing with coyotes in the middle of the night while fixing my hair to look good for Ashton Kutcher who turned out to be a robot who was allergic to ham which is the butt of usually a pig and is delicious with butter and/or pineapple.
1- Walking from work to my apartment
The bus system in Los Angeles isn’t the best organized. They have a time schedule in which they do not follow. 15 minutes, half an hour, 4 hours… who knows how late they want to be.
So on September 21st I decided that I had 2- 5 extra hours in my life to walk from Hollywood Blvd and Highland Ave to Barham Blvd and Forest Lawn Dr.
“I have a good memory,” I thought, “this should be doable- sure it will be time consuming but so is waiting for the bus and think of all the calories I will burn and people I will impress.”
Here are things I passed by:





And then uh oh they decided not to finish their pathway for pedestrians.

I was stuck in the middle of the highway.

Wondering if I should take the risk and keep walking with the cars?
Um. Nope.
I called my friend, Erin to come pick me up.
I didn’t even know where I was. The only clues I gave her were lakeshore rd, the leftest side and paperclip.

A few hours later- she found me. Thank you. The End.
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On my last note- I’m still in love with Weird Al. He was signing autographs at Virgin Megastore today, promoting his new album. I caught a glimpse. So hot. The end.

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Wow, I didn't realize Al had done a rap of my life!
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