5 short short screenplays by Angel Yau
MUSIC VIDEO SHOOT ME IN THE HEADEXT. VENICE BEACH- MORNING (7:30am)
Angel and Erin look at each other as they enter the humungo trailer.
ANGEL
Who's music video are we doing again?
ERIN
Stacy Orrico. She used to sing gospel songs. That's why I'm going to break all rules and ask for an autograph.
PROJECT COORDINATOR
Please go to 123 Veryfaraway St. to deliver these packages.
FADE TO BLACK.
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE
INT. PRETEND PUSSYCAT DOLL LOUNGE- NIGHT
Mark McGrath catches Angel's eyes as he walks to the stage.
EXTRA
Yo. I hear you Mark McGrath.
MARK
Tis True.
EXTRA
Yo. Hook me up with the front seat. I ain't sitting by the back.
MARK
I'll see what I can do.
The director takes the extra and seats him right by the stage.
FADE TO BLACK.
WHAT DOES MY LIFE RUN ON?
EXT. DOWNTOWN LA- MORNING (4:30am)
Angel orders a BLT wrap with avacado at the catering truck.
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EXT. DOWNTOWN LA- DAY (4:00pm)
Angel is standing in the middle of the steet.
ANGEL
Excuse me. Can you please stop sir. We are filming.
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT
What are you guys filming?
ANGEL
A Dunkin Donuts commercial.
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT
Pshhhh. I ain't got time for that shit.
FADE TO BLACK
THE WEDDING RECEPTION
INT. SOUTHCLUB HOUSE- NIGHT
Drunk kids dance to Journey, Kelly Clarkson and the fear that they will soon go back to Ithaca in the cold at 7pm.
CUT TO BLACK.
WHAT GOES HERE. STAYS HERE.
INT. HBO COMEDY FEST OFFICE- DAY
Angel peers into her supervisor's eyes.
SUPERVISOR
You will be going to Vegas next Monday morning till Sunday Morning for our comedy festival. We will put you at the Caesar's Palace, pay for your flight, house your pet elephant, and actually pay you. 100 a day plus 50 for food. All you have to do is do receptionist things and greet comedians and be more charming and hilarious than you already are.
ANGEL
Uh niceeee HIGH FIVE!
FADE TO WHITE.
posted by Angel @ 3:56 PM
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